53133 notes / 3 days ago / reblog
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
1590 notes / 3 days ago / reblog
Me: Just go on to our website and select the “My Account” button.
Client: I don’t see it.
Me: It’s on the black banner, in the top right corner
Client: I’m looking, I don’t see it!
Me: Can you please go to the website?
Client: No, I’m not at my computer